Overheard

Two recent overheards...

In a car on Pleasant street in Holyoke near the 7-11:

Driver (with open window): "This light drives me fucking apeshit!"

And at a local Taco Bell:

Assistant manager (to a fellow employee): "Another reason I want to be a writer is that you can make a load of money and not work very hard at it."

(and, a few minutes later) Assistant manager (to a fellow employee): I'd rather be bit by a rabid wolf with rabies!